Thursday, May 10, 2007

come here, let me fork you

with my tail. Good heavens, visiting Tony this morning, I took his little fun test to find out my tarot card. Test yourself, I need some company here in Hades.

I just read this again and please. Materiality? Oh wait, there's the addiction thing. Oh shoot, abandon, wild behavior. Well then. But really, out of all of my wholesome, sweet little answers (yes, I like to read!) I end up this way.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, my. I would never in a million years have matched that card with your "ether" personality, unless you were in a MOOD and particularly pissed about some injustice you'd encountered.

Mine looked like a tiny wood nymph with wings gazing into a crystal ball. I forgot what it said precisely, because it's been a while since I took it, but there was some mumbo jumbo about creativity and idealism and all that rot. Well, it was the sweet little sprite image that really threw me off. I'm anything but.

How accurate are these polls? Try taking the "Are you depressed?" poll on that site. I took it 5 times, choosing progressively more outrageous answers. Even if you choose "I see death as an option," the results tell you you are not depressed.

Now that's dangerous.

May 10, 2007 7:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least you look HOT and ripped! I'd do you. :)

May 10, 2007 8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I am The Wheel of Fortune. hehe.

May 10, 2007 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tater - be afraid - be very afraid - I'm a Wheel of Fortune as well ... thanks Ms. Lynette - that was fun...

May 10, 2007 12:40 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

Very interesting. Well, the whole point of tarot is to get you to think about things in your life. The cards are just symbols you can interpret as you subjectively see fit for you.

Anyway, I got the Lovers, and it did give me some things to think about. I'll post them on my blog.

Now go get all passionate and unbridled about something! ;o)

May 10, 2007 1:25 PM  
Blogger Red Seven said...

I'm "The Sun." I don't know a thing about tarot, so I really don't know if that's cool or not. But I desperately want to be cool, so I'll say yeah ... that's pretty f#%kin' cool.

May 10, 2007 2:09 PM  
Blogger Red Seven said...

(And um, Tater ... I had no idea you were so into the whole chains-hanging-from-pierced-nipples look ...)

May 10, 2007 2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, tater's been fooling us with this sweetness and light routine. and aren't those actually sex slaves hanging from the nipples. damn, eric, you're mighty bright-eyed here. i hadn't even noticed that. Sun sounds better than Devil, but then most everything else does.

May 10, 2007 2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll join you there in Hades... Bwahahahaha. I was rather surprised (and at first, aghast!) when I came up being "The Devil" too.

But I think I'll embrace my devlish nature, and take to heart that note about not being enslaved by my fears.

Just look at it this way, Lynette: we're tough as hell and can open some whoop-ass on all those namby-pamby Suns, Moons, Lovers, Wheels of Fortune, or whatever. We shall make them feel our presence! Damn straight!

May 10, 2007 3:03 PM  
Blogger rodger said...

Ack! I'm the Magician. They called me a snake oil salesman. That is so NOT who I am!

May 10, 2007 3:06 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

well thank goddess i'm not alone. joe, you bad boy.

rodger . . . so you say, honey. so you say.

May 10, 2007 3:37 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Okay, I came out as the devil, too. This is weird. At least we'll keep each other company in hell! See ya there...;-)

May 10, 2007 7:41 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

Hmmm... The Sun.... youthful energy, intellect, clear thinking.... I better get that old gypsy crone to deal those cards one more time....

by the way that is one damn fine looking devil reminds me of a guy I met in... never mind.....

May 10, 2007 9:25 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

:-) see willym, you're wholesome and good too. SO happy that michael has joined in and joe, else i'd be all alone in the hot space.

but isn't he cute? my devil looks like he's holding a big golden pineapple right where his business ought to be. aren't pineapples a sign of hospitality? invitation?

May 10, 2007 10:40 PM  
Blogger tankmontreal said...

Move over, boys and girls, there's another devil amongst you. The questionaire seemed inane, yet the results were dead-on. Dere's sumpin' goin' on here we'll ne'er unnerstan'.

May 10, 2007 11:01 PM  
Blogger Gothic Writer said...

I was the moon. I love it! :)

May 10, 2007 11:35 PM  
Blogger Vashta Narada said...

I was Love, or the Lovers. I found the description really interesting and will probably post about it today. Thanks for linking that site. It was fun!

May 11, 2007 6:04 AM  
Blogger Willym said...

You're right Lynette.... it is that guy I met, I remember the pineap... never mind....

May 11, 2007 9:55 AM  
Blogger dpaste said...

I'm The Star. It's impossible to say that without sounding pretentious.

May 11, 2007 10:58 AM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

oh willym, i am still laughing over reading that half an hour ago.

david, i knew you'd be something wholesome and magnificent :-)

thank heaven for tank, michael and joe . . . i'd all alone down here.

andrea ~ lovers? really? lucky you, and gretchen too.

May 11, 2007 11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the EMPRESS. I can live with that.


May 11, 2007 12:20 PM  

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