pet peeeeeeeeeve
Why oh why do my dainty sisters who are far to elegant and refined to actually sit on a public toilet leave a wet mess on the seat for the rest of us? If you have to crouch above the thing, you're going to sprinkle. Wipe. It. Up. Please.
posted by BigAssBelle at 7:53 AM
6 Comments:
eeeewwwww!
My pet peeve has do with food on public transportation. Invariably, I get stuck next to some jackass eating Taco Bell, or some other vile concoction, that emits an odor not unlike a fried turd sprinkled with Cumin...
Oh Belle, I hate this more than anything. Someone did that and I followed afterwards and I said to her face, "Why did you pee on the seat?" Sorry to say but based on this conversation, the women who pee really don't care even if you embarrass them in the ladies' room.
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Next time leave a little sign in the bathroom to display this public-restroom proverb:
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."
Belle, really, I'm with ya.' But if you're going to say to hell with Men's Rooms, you'll have to expect this. We're pigs.
--Freddy in P'town
That's typical of people's screwed up logic. "I don't want to put my butt on this germy toilet seat, so I'm going to hover over it and leave my urine splattered all over it." If someone did this in their home, they'd be FURIOUS!
But I guess some people's inner, disgusting animal nature comes out in public restrooms. I mean, come on, it's 2007, we humans are past the evolutionary point of leaving our urine on the sides of trees to mark our territory!
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