Thursday, April 26, 2007

vagina tax

Just me and the fence guy: $3054
Mike and me and the fence guy: $2086

Just me and the gutter man: $963
Mike and me and the gutter man: $450.

2:30 pm addendum: Looks like we now have a penis credit:
Mike alone and the fence guy: $1842


Anonymous Tater said...


Burns.My.Ass. How can they think they will get word of mouth business by ripping off women? I think you should post their names and their vagina surcharge online for the edification of All of Tulsa's women.

April 26, 2007 12:07 PM  
Anonymous Joe / Kusala said...

I hope you gave neither of them your business and called another contractor for both jobs.

April 26, 2007 12:38 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

OMFG, that pisses me off. $#@! I'm not even going to start that rant. Bastards.

April 26, 2007 1:13 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

What they all said. Is this a southern thing? I have a hard time imagining my friends or my aunts putting up with that shit.

April 26, 2007 1:55 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

Lynette I hope you were your normal kind, gentle, sweet self and shoved the estimates he gave you up his ass?

April 26, 2007 4:00 PM  
Blogger BigAssBelle said...

Tony, I don't know if it's a southern thing or just a shitty person thing and I had a string of bad luck with these estimates. It's happened before ~ once with a plumber and another time with a heat & air outfit. Today's attempted robbery was worse than usual.

The thing is, if I'd not been able to whip a husband out from behind my back, maybe I'd have had three crazy high bids and never would have known the difference. ?? Or two high bids and a really low one that would make me suspicious?

I'm pretty much a take no shit kind of creature, even though soft hearted. Once I figure out I'm being screwed, bar the door. The three assholes who added twat tax to their estimates in this fix the fence & gutter project have heard from me today :-)

April 26, 2007 5:31 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

Why did I not doubt it for a minute?

April 26, 2007 6:19 PM  
Anonymous Tater said...

Love you Lynette! Go Get Em Girl!

April 26, 2007 7:24 PM  
Blogger LSL said...


May I borrow your husband the next time I need some work done? Those fuckers.

It's a man's world. :(

April 26, 2007 8:57 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

Good for you. And yes to what Tater said. Go ahead and list names -- and call the Better Business Bureau while you're at it.

Greedy, stupid, bastardy bastards.

April 26, 2007 8:58 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

I knew I needed to get into drag again...

April 26, 2007 10:21 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

and another thing (still fuming), it pisses me off that some enterprising guys could get together and form a Rent A Boyfriend business or something, and actually make money at it.

I should be able to get a fair quote even if I DON'T have a boyfriend, husband, brother, dad, who has the time or lives close enough to come do the Testosterone Shuffle with some asshat of a contractor.

April 26, 2007 10:50 PM  
Blogger Ms. Place said...

Great post! I always borrow a guy friend to stand by my side when someone comes to give me an estimate. Works like a charm.

April 27, 2007 12:53 AM  
Blogger evilganome said...

Hmmmm. Rent-A-Penis! I think I've found my new calling. I may be short, but for some reason I scare people, especially in a short sleeve shirt. I knew these tattoos would come in useful eventually. Thanks more cowbell!

April 27, 2007 3:45 AM  
Blogger David said...

I had to read the comments to figure this out.


April 27, 2007 1:02 PM  

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