Thursday, May 17, 2007

hearts and penises

Little pink hearts throwing out little pink and white penises. Sweet, yes? So much of sex in the garden. It seems the Creator had a one track mind.

16 Comments:

Blogger evilganome said...

Don'cha just love bleeding hearts. My little ones that are related to the wild variety are already starting to fade but the big hybrid one like the picture are just starting to come out. The nice thing about the woodland varieties though is that they repeat bloom.

I was just having a talk this morning about plant sex with Monkey, and I was explaining to him that his holly wasn't producing berries because it's not getting laid. It's true!

May 17, 2007 2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes...seems the Creator and I are much the same. My "one track" has been thinking naughty thoughts all afternoon ('bout little ol' you....you sexy thing!)

May 17, 2007 2:25 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

well now you've done it... later today when I come home from work and go out to see whats been happening in the garden all I'm going to hear is panting, moaning and groaning. I won't be able to look at the spiarea the same anymore!

May 17, 2007 2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi...me again. Anonymous. I'd say let's just have an affair, but alas, we are both married. Then there's that other small detail...dammit, dammit, dammit. I guess I'll just have to be content with looking at those gorgeous lips. Oh my...those lips. Sigh.

May 17, 2007 2:58 PM  
Blogger Big Ass Belle said...

those lips . . . my ass ;-)

May 17, 2007 4:33 PM  
Anonymous Ms. Place said...

Nature is fecund, no doubt about it. Just love those little pistils and stamens. Or innies and outies, as my momma says.

May 17, 2007 7:15 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

I love Bleeding Hearts! But I'm not sure if it's cause I'm a liberal or for the penises. Probably the latter.

May 17, 2007 7:32 PM  
Blogger rodger said...

Hahaha....the trailing abutilon blooming in my window is very similar only red and yellow. Yes...you are so right about Her one track mind.

I'll get a pic soon.

May 17, 2007 9:25 PM  
Blogger Da Nator said...

OK, I love bleeding hearts, and I am telling you right now that those do NOT look like penises. NONONONONO.

Signed,

Your Resident Lesbian

May 18, 2007 2:44 AM  
Blogger Cindy174 said...

Amazing..hearts and penises.

May 18, 2007 11:37 AM  
Blogger Willym said...

I was right the bloody rhodadenrum was moaning this morning....

May 18, 2007 4:50 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

about the penises (peni??) on the bleeding hearts....

May 18, 2007 4:50 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

Oh I have Garden Penises too! And I'm damn lucky to have them. When we moved in last fall, that corner of the yard was an overgrown mess -- i really cleaned it out, but alas, was ignorant in the ways of the Bleeding Heart. I thought they were baby maple trees trying to shade my yard even MORE, so I yanked and yanked. I can't believe any survived.

This spring, I had one little branch, and a delicate perfect row of the hearts -- couldn't believe it when I saw what they were.

I also have another variety which are different. I didn't rip those out for some reason.

Those peni are tenacious little buggers.

May 18, 2007 9:47 PM  
Blogger SubtleKnife said...

I don't know why, but this post reminds me: in my mother tongue fuchsia is pronouned FUCK-see-ya...

May 19, 2007 7:33 AM  
Blogger Willym said...

now see what you've gone and done - turned our gardens into hot beds of lust and passion...

May 19, 2007 10:27 AM  
Anonymous lynette said...

i love these comments. i am not the only one seeing dicks at every turn ;-)

May 19, 2007 11:00 AM  

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