hearts and penises
Little pink hearts throwing out little pink and white penises. Sweet, yes? So much of sex in the garden. It seems the Creator had a one track mind.
posted by BigAssBelle at 12:54 PM
Thursday, May 17, 2007
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16 Comments:
Don'cha just love bleeding hearts. My little ones that are related to the wild variety are already starting to fade but the big hybrid one like the picture are just starting to come out. The nice thing about the woodland varieties though is that they repeat bloom.
I was just having a talk this morning about plant sex with Monkey, and I was explaining to him that his holly wasn't producing berries because it's not getting laid. It's true!
Yes...seems the Creator and I are much the same. My "one track" has been thinking naughty thoughts all afternoon ('bout little ol' you....you sexy thing!)
well now you've done it... later today when I come home from work and go out to see whats been happening in the garden all I'm going to hear is panting, moaning and groaning. I won't be able to look at the spiarea the same anymore!
Hi...me again. Anonymous. I'd say let's just have an affair, but alas, we are both married. Then there's that other small detail...dammit, dammit, dammit. I guess I'll just have to be content with looking at those gorgeous lips. Oh my...those lips. Sigh.
those lips . . . my ass ;-)
Nature is fecund, no doubt about it. Just love those little pistils and stamens. Or innies and outies, as my momma says.
I love Bleeding Hearts! But I'm not sure if it's cause I'm a liberal or for the penises. Probably the latter.
Hahaha....the trailing abutilon blooming in my window is very similar only red and yellow. Yes...you are so right about Her one track mind.
I'll get a pic soon.
OK, I love bleeding hearts, and I am telling you right now that those do NOT look like penises. NONONONONO.
Signed,
Your Resident Lesbian
Amazing..hearts and penises.
I was right the bloody rhodadenrum was moaning this morning....
about the penises (peni??) on the bleeding hearts....
Oh I have Garden Penises too! And I'm damn lucky to have them. When we moved in last fall, that corner of the yard was an overgrown mess -- i really cleaned it out, but alas, was ignorant in the ways of the Bleeding Heart. I thought they were baby maple trees trying to shade my yard even MORE, so I yanked and yanked. I can't believe any survived.
This spring, I had one little branch, and a delicate perfect row of the hearts -- couldn't believe it when I saw what they were.
I also have another variety which are different. I didn't rip those out for some reason.
Those peni are tenacious little buggers.
I don't know why, but this post reminds me: in my mother tongue fuchsia is pronouned FUCK-see-ya...
now see what you've gone and done - turned our gardens into hot beds of lust and passion...
i love these comments. i am not the only one seeing dicks at every turn ;-)
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