Monday, June 11, 2007

gay bomb

14 Comments:

Blogger Willym said...

Just when I thought I had heard everything!! And where the hell was that chemical when I was lusting after Larry Phillips in Grade 9?

The thing is that the guys are probably doing the dirty in the barracks after lights out anyway so this chemical would affect them how????

June 11, 2007 2:07 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

oooh, yes! wouldn't we all just love to have a little love chemical to squirt on the objects of our lust?

June 11, 2007 2:22 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

Where can I get me one o' them there bombs? Geez! We really are the stupidest country in the world.

June 11, 2007 5:23 PM  
Anonymous tater said...

I was hit my that bomb ages ago honey, and I've never been too lusty or gay to fight like the Dickins. Bring it on bitches, we can kick your ass or fuck it, and still dress better than you while doing either...

June 11, 2007 6:47 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

Go tater... love it.... wasn't that what they did in Sparta - well not 300 but they toned it down for the pimple-visaged youth of today but...

June 11, 2007 8:08 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

WTF?! Goodgawd, just when I think I've heard everything.

Tater: ---hahahahahaha!

So how does it affect DADT if the GayBomb goes off over our soldiers? Ridiculous.

But ... just to be clear, hypothetically ... if say, Angelina Jolie and I were in the same room, and this bomb went off ...

June 11, 2007 9:08 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

i think the gay bomb was to drop on our alleged enemies. they'd be so busy hooking up with each other, they'd forget to fight. it would be kind of trippy, wouldn't it? to have a big gay bomb go off in the midst of a homophobic fighting force. what happens when you become the thing you hate?

“Come on people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together try to love one another right now.“

June 11, 2007 9:44 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

more cowbell, if that happened we'd have the makings of one hot prono flic....

June 12, 2007 4:51 AM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

I think we should craft the bomb and drop it on the campuses of Liberty University, Bob Jones University, and the entire state of Kansas.

Let the Gaying begin!!!

June 12, 2007 5:46 AM  
Anonymous Doralong said...

WTF???? I'm speechless, just can't process that sort of bat*shit*crazy...

June 12, 2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Could we test it on the White House?

June 12, 2007 12:11 PM  
Blogger SubtleKnife said...

Maybe this never reached the US before, but my first thought was "old news".

June 12, 2007 12:32 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

Lynette: did they not think that bomb dust could be carried by the wind to our own foxholes? Love the song, ha!

W: damn right.

R7E: HAHAHAHA! Genius! I actually laughed out loud. Do it! Do it! and the White House too, Jeff!

June 12, 2007 12:49 PM  
Blogger Jojo said...

Silly me, I thought I was born this way!

June 18, 2007 1:09 PM  

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