What the hell are you doing working this late at night? If your office employee wasn't such a lazy slag, you would probably be sawing logs right now, wouldn't you?
Good Morning Sunshine. Grab a cup of Joe and let's talk. Eric has some sex stories for us, EG should be showing us his backside soon, and after depressing the shit out of me last night with your dog murderer post, you owe me a happy chat or something funny!
Gee Lynette, I was gonna show everyone my ass but... Geez what is it with you Okies'? Between you and Tater, I just don't know. Is the south the land of the flat assed? Even I have standards. Low standards. Well, kinda non-existent really. Okay, I'll talk with Monkey and we'll see what we can do about a butt post. I'll get back to you.
HELLO? Are you 'talking' to us again yet? It's Wednesday already here in NZ (so nice to be on the 'right' side of the date line....probably a joke in there somewhere!)
so funny. you all crack me up. i was good yesterday and worked my ass off while stealing the occasional glance here and there on your various bloggity blogs (thx eric).
i slipped in a comment or two on JMG (can't miss swag tuesday) and welcomed felonious helen back to the land of the living and tried to offer bea some help with links. that was it. what a dull day it was and how tragic that work is not nearly as much fun as reading all of you.
"better suck in that lip young lady or you'll trip on it!"
Grandfather George T. McKee ;-)
come out of your corner, honey! although i think a well done pout is precious, be of good cheer! the world is going to hell in a hand basket but you're getting MARRIED! and moving to a SANE COUNTRY! and Reesie is on the mend!! what could be better?? wait! you LIVE in a sane country now! lucky, lucky you. no pouting. you are blessed.
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What the hell are you doing working this late at night? If your office employee wasn't such a lazy slag, you would probably be sawing logs right now, wouldn't you?
And I was just about to tell you about all the sex I'm having recently. Oh well; another time ...
This post is hilarious. I love it. We'll just sit here and wait. No talking.
As if. Top Chef is just around the corner. You'll be tempted from work soon again.
Good Morning Sunshine. Grab a cup of Joe and let's talk. Eric has some sex stories for us, EG should be showing us his backside soon, and after depressing the shit out of me last night with your dog murderer post, you owe me a happy chat or something funny!
Gee Lynette, I was gonna show everyone my ass but... Geez what is it with you Okies'? Between you and Tater, I just don't know. Is the south the land of the flat assed? Even I have standards. Low standards. Well, kinda non-existent really. Okay, I'll talk with Monkey and we'll see what we can do about a butt post. I'll get back to you.
Now you want ass go to see the butt on Adam over at Cowbell's place.
Eric - lynette may not be taking part but we'll listen... very, very attentively....
And MOM, LYNETTE WON'T PLAY WITH US!
Ooh, do tell, people! Nothing like a some ass and a little sex talk to wake a gal up.
Lynette: don't you worry about those boys, you just go and concentrate on work. Go on, now!
HELLO? Are you 'talking' to us again yet? It's Wednesday already here in NZ (so nice to be on the 'right' side of the date line....probably a joke in there somewhere!)
Hah....you snuk a post onto JMG didn't you!!
BJ.
Um...ok
Easy enough...I didn't have anything to say today anyway. I did need something to read though. Get your ass back to blogging...
...PLEASE?!
You're cramping my style, girl.
so funny. you all crack me up. i was good yesterday and worked my ass off while stealing the occasional glance here and there on your various bloggity blogs (thx eric).
i slipped in a comment or two on JMG (can't miss swag tuesday) and welcomed felonious helen back to the land of the living and tried to offer bea some help with links. that was it. what a dull day it was and how tragic that work is not nearly as much fun as reading all of you.
so what cataloguing antiques is more fun than playing with us.... sulking in corner, arms crossed, lower lip in that pout that drove my mother crazy!
"better suck in that lip young lady or you'll trip on it!"
Grandfather George T. McKee ;-)
come out of your corner, honey! although i think a well done pout is precious, be of good cheer! the world is going to hell in a hand basket but you're getting MARRIED! and moving to a SANE COUNTRY! and Reesie is on the mend!! what could be better?? wait! you LIVE in a sane country now! lucky, lucky you. no pouting. you are blessed.
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