unlikely hero
Larry Flynt offering $1 million for anyone who's had sex with a current member of Congress or other high ranking government official. Flynt says: "I've been called a bottom feeder. I say, 'Yes, but look at what I found when I got down there!'"
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posted by BigAssBelle at 2:52 PM
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Go Larry GO! I smiled at this but then I sadly realized that Dick Cheney is such a monster, that he has probably killed every partner he cheated with, and stuffed their body in a vat of Halibuton Acid...
There's something to be said for bottoms!
I say "Boo, hiss" actually. While there are a number of hypocrites who fly the flag of righteousness unfairly, this kind of muckraking can just as easily damage the work and legacies of our friends, and I'm thinking of President Clinton specifically.
Besides which, it seems like Flynt is going against his own sex-positive philosophy by pandering to the "sex is icky" Puritanism of our larger society. Is it just me ... ?
I guess it is a possibility I did.
Can he supply pictures of what they looked like in the late 1960's and early '70's. Did any of them have nick names like Sunshine or Sky back then?
All kidding aside that is a funny ad.
red7eric:
I understand what you're saying but Flynt actually first did this as a response to the Clinton impeachment trial. He's the one who uncovered the fact that several of the main people calling for Clinton's impeachment were having affairs and one of them (I'm afraid I don't remember who it was) was actually having an affair with his own intern!
If a person is minding his own business, that's one thing; but if a person is throwing stones, he had better not be living in a glass house.
What's he going to do when he's flooded with verifiable stories? Who gets the money?
I just hope this doesn't bite us in the ass, say if someone comes forward as having had an affair with Evan Bayh or something. You can't pick and choose your scandals.
So, if someone hypothetically had a past one-nighter with Big Dick (in the proper name sense, not the general sense), they could pull in a cool million and bring down the Republicans?
Maybe Madonna will confess to getting freaky with Laura.
On the other hand, this could empty out the Republican war chest, if they start paying out hush money. I would love to hear about the questionable morals of some of the more self righteous characters floating around like so much pond scum on capitol hill.
I would be especially falling on the floor laughing if it turned out that Dr. James Holsinger had been doing the naughty with teenage boys. I mean he looks like a child molester!
Ha, ha, ha. Hee hee hee!
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