Thursday, July 05, 2007

uh oh . . .

Online Dating

Click and tell, darlings. From Don at Studio YVR.



Blogger Red7Eric said...

Mine too, and I don't have a single swear word on my site (because I'm always afraid my mother will read). I got an NC-17 because of the number of times I say "gay" and "lesbian" -- which is probably pretty accurate; Jack Valenti never had much love for the gays.

July 05, 2007 8:48 AM  
Blogger Willym said...

Damn its not fair. I only got a PG .... going to have to beef up the content... maybe some naked "gay" men or mud-wrestling "lesbians" Wonder what my rating would have been if I had used "murder, death, war, car crash, dismemberment" or more violent words.

July 05, 2007 8:54 AM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

Willym: I posted about a movie and used the word "suicide" twice, and this was also noted in my NC-17 rating.

However, I think that the 26 "gays" and 18 "lesbians" had a lot more to do with it.

July 05, 2007 9:24 AM  
Blogger Lynette said...

oh how FUNNY!!! i didn't even see the words that caused the rating . . .

# dick (9x)
# gay (5x)
# rape (4x)
# hell (3x)
# crap (2x)
# knife (1x)

so yeah, gay will get you there. but wait! hell? crap? what about fuckheads and dickheads and miserable fucking bastards???? maybe i'm actually rated NC-50 ;-)

July 05, 2007 9:29 AM  
Blogger Lynette said...

willym, i think that your PG rating is precious. i'll try not to use profanity when i comment on your charming posts.

July 05, 2007 9:31 AM  
Blogger Doralong said...

Wow, I'm NC-17.. I had no idea my content was so depraved, dear me! Me and my potty mouth..

July 05, 2007 9:41 AM  
Blogger Willym said...

nooooooo ... I want to be bad.... I don't want to be precious.... please use dirty words... please... damn starting to sound like a married man on a gay chat line....

July 05, 2007 10:01 AM  
Anonymous lynette said...

um . . . you're about to be married, honey. get used to it. i have also become (relatively) upstanding and far less profane than when i was a free spirit. it's your spirit that's precious. i'm sure you're all obscene and lascivious on the outside.

doralong, you're a floozy, girl. suck it up.

July 05, 2007 10:05 AM  
Anonymous Joe / Kusala said...

I tried this a few weeks ago, and I guess I'm happy with my 'R' rating (though NC-17 would have thrilled me). My sins?:
"semen" (in a post about cloned cattle)
"gay" (duh)
"dike" (used in the water barrier / levee sense)

I'd say that web rating system makes as much sense as the MPAA's puritanical movie ratings. But it was fun.

July 05, 2007 11:07 AM  
Blogger TankMontreal said...

How disappointing. "PG - Parental Guidance Suggested" at Library Muscle Guy, and just for using the word 'gay'. I'm gonna have to juice things up over here cuz my life is definately NC-17, if not downright obscene on weekends. Commenters, you're encouraged to be as vulgar as you please.

July 05, 2007 1:53 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Yikes- mine came out as PG, because of the recurring words "bomb" and "dominatrix".

Maybe that's why I don't have enough readers. Guess it's time for that piece on Christian fisting.

July 05, 2007 6:07 PM  
Anonymous tater said...

Ohhhhh, your gonna love this Da-a-a-a-h-link! I'm RATED G!!!
For Gay? God I hope so. Don't believe me? Paste my link in that box and see for thyself. I would like to think that it is because I use a splash page for my blog, which doesn't reflect my content...

July 05, 2007 6:20 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

i'm just . . . well, speechless. here y'all are, a bunch of gay guys and a couple of women and only one of you gets NC-17?? i'm going to your blogs to curse a little and talk nasty a lot . . .

July 05, 2007 6:44 PM  
Blogger Doralong said...

willym- Precious is a term used in the south to indicate that the person using the term really does adore you- it's a good thing- promise!

Yes Lynette- I am way, way beyond redemption, and pretty pleased with my progress in that regard actually.

And Tater- that's because you're precious too. Don't change a thing.

July 05, 2007 6:49 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

yes you are, tater bug. precious as they come. geeze. what a fucking day. hope all y'all's has been better than mine.

July 05, 2007 8:26 PM  
Anonymous Brion. said...

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuckety fuckfuck!!!

there now, that should add a few more points!!!!

Qh, and tankmontreal, I promise to comment and add a few profanities on your blog!! (I often check your site out too!)


July 05, 2007 10:57 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

brion, what a peach! you can just scamper about spreading profanity and bawdy remarks, thereby raising (or lowering) the ratings of us all :-)

July 06, 2007 6:59 AM  
Blogger Willym said...

Hey tank, I'll whisper dirty comment into your blog's ear if you do the same to mine. There has to bring some way we can bring ourselves up... er down.. ahhh.. to the same level as the ladies!

July 06, 2007 6:59 AM  
Anonymous lynette said...

hahaha!!!! how sweet!!

July 06, 2007 10:31 AM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

I'm a naughty girl. NC-17. And, apparently, that's only for the posts that actually show up on the home page, AND they don't count suffixes/prefixes. I like my curse words dressed up with plenty of those, and they don't even count against me. Hallefuckinlujah.

Willym, I'm definitely going to sully your precious site, next time I'm over.

joe/kusala is the only person I've heard of getting an "R" rating. I was thinking they skip right over that one?

July 06, 2007 1:23 PM  
Blogger SubtleKnife said...

I'm NC-17 too. It almost makes me feel like I need to up the ante...

Wait!!! I took this thing on Thursay and got NC-17. Just to see the words it picked up on I tried it again just now. And now I'm R!!!

Well it's obvious, really:
abortion (4x)
sex (3x)
fag (2x)
ass (1x)

July 07, 2007 4:02 AM  
Blogger kiltmaker said...

Oh, Lynette! This is just TOO too funny. I gave it a shot and was deeply disappointed when I received a "PG" rating.

My blog? PG? I don't think so! So I tried again using my archives from May. The results:

ass (5x)
drugs (4x)
dead (3x)
pain (2x)
hell (1x)

I am now the proud owner of an "R" rating.

July 07, 2007 9:18 PM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home