Thursday, August 09, 2007

tick fever

This explains a lot. You know that stuff y'all are always saying about us? All of us down here below the Mason Dixon? Like we're inbred and crazy and just don't act right? Ticks. It's because of ticks. Getting tick bit will make you confuse your mama with your daughter. It will make you think your boy's your wife. It puts you on the front porch playing a banjo. We've all been tick bit and we're all crazy and so is George Bush. It's been apparent ~ oh so apparent ~ that he's crazy as a bed bug and way more dangerous. Now we know why.

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Blogger evilganome said...

Well, tick fever may at least explain you and Tater trying to take the skin off the soles of your feet, walking across burning pavement as kids.

Seriously, Vermont is part of Appalachia and some of the old families up there were just bug-fuck crazy!

As for the Bush family, if you're rich enough your not crazy, you're eccentric.

August 09, 2007 7:59 PM  
Anonymous grrsteve said...

Tick, schmick.

He's back to snortin' coke off whores' asses, I tell ya.

August 09, 2007 9:49 PM  
Blogger rodger said...

"...and his mild high frequency hearing loss didn't get worse."

No wonder he doesn't hear the majority of the American public screaming...."What the fuck are you thinking?!!!!"

Maybe we should all lower our voices when we question his sanity.

August 09, 2007 11:33 PM  
Anonymous tater said...

I think we should re-introduce mountain lions to the States of Maine and Texas. Immediately. They should be trained to chase quickly moving metallic objects that emit the scent of "moronic asshole".

August 10, 2007 6:59 AM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

Ha ha, Tater!! But yeah, I think Bush was bat-shit crazy well before last summer. Can't blame this one on the tick, altho' I'm sure the Lyme Disease didn't help matters any.

August 10, 2007 7:07 AM  
Anonymous lynette said...

see, tony? bug fuck crazy. we have the terminology, we just don't get down to the fact it's TICKS!!!!

steve :-) off whore's asses or off his zoned out zombie valium-taking wife's ass. i hear she likes handcuffs

haha!! rodger, yes. SCREAMING. jon stewart had a piece on bush's use of the phrase "in other words" ~ it was (tragically) hysterical, but he ended with something like this: "that look you see on our faces isn't that we don't understand, we don't need it in OTHER WORDS, it's that we CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT"

tater ~ "scent of moronic asshole" ~ i am wiping tears. too funny.

eric, i know. he was batshit crazy before. i just keep hoping to find some acceptable explanation for it.

any of you all catch "poppy" bush bemoaning how badly his son is being treated in the NYT? he refers to the state of the nation and the world, the impeachment quest, the low ratings as "all of this malarkey" and asserts that he supports his son 1000%.

August 10, 2007 8:05 AM  
Blogger Miss Welby said...

ciao Belle, nice blog! visit mine and let's swap links if you like :)

August 10, 2007 8:46 AM  
Blogger Dusty said...

Lawd have mercy..thats it?

Can we send him off to the Hague now? :)

August 10, 2007 2:57 PM  
Blogger Doralong said...

Mercy- that explains an awful lot. Must have gotten bitten an awful lot as a lad to make him as bat.shit.crazy as he is...

Reckon the same thing must have happened to damn near every cabinet member too.

August 11, 2007 9:32 AM  

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