Tuesday, August 21, 2007

why homosexuals despise marriage

Bad marriage hating things, you. This idiocy, from Kevin McCullough, wingnut in chief of some right wing hate radio. (Why is it that virtually all talk radio is hate radio? Except for the delicious Rachel Maddow, I can't think of one who's not a total loopy nut.

Anyway, back to Kevin. He says gays want to get married because they're no longer satisfied with the "unspeakable perverse sexual pleasures that their hearts (ahem! hearts?) seek in private bedrooms." Yes indeedy. Kevin McCullough, ladies and gentlemen, by way of WorldNetDaily and Americablog.

But why? What's the real goal of the activists, the judges and the radicals who seek to subvert a moral worldview?

The answer is simple: No longer satisfied with practicing the unspeakable perverse sexual pleasures that their hearts seek in private bedrooms, they wish to be able to do so in public. They are also suffering from such immense guilt over their sexual behaviors, because they know inherently that the actions they perform are in fact unhealthy, that they will go to any means necessary to try and shut down the voices in their heads that tell them it is wrong.

For instance, a woman who engages in lesbianism will never know the joy of lovemaking that creates within her the product of that union -- an actual human life. She will never know the security of a true man protecting her from the dragons of the world and providing for her an environment where she can nurture and give love to that little life once it arrives, or the stamp of approval that God puts on such an experience. And because she and her partner know this, they must defy reason, biology and sexual function to create children and experiences that serve as faulty substitutes for that God-ordained picture.

Likewise, a man who seeks his perverse kicks by depositing the seed of life in, shall we say, non-life-giving cavities, may know orgasm, but never complete union, as he uses anatomy in ways for which the Creator did not create it.


I just have to say, when I was frolicking through my younger years, I don't remember it being my, um . . . heart that was much involved. And that "non-life-giving" cavity? Poor guy's never had a blowjob. I'll give him one. With your mouth.

Truly, when you think they just can't get any more insane . . .

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13 Comments:

Blogger steve said...

Idiots.

Idiots who deserve no further recognition or acknowledgement by means of further comment.

And as for talk radio, Lynette, I have to say that I've been enamoured by the lovely and always gracious Diane Rehm. I finally met her late last year at a book signing. She's wonderfully warm, but will suffer no fools. Ever. She has an incredible gift of handing asshats their... asses. And she does it with a radiant smile.

August 21, 2007 10:17 PM  
Blogger Ms. Place said...

Hate mongerers show themselves for what they are: ignorant, fearful, and petty. Doesn't this A*Hole have anything better to do with his life than point his finger at others? Did I say finger? Sorry. That's the size of his penis. I mistook it for his pinky.

August 22, 2007 12:13 AM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

Clearly he's a Fundamentalist Asshat. They're the worst.

Excuse me while I retch.

August 22, 2007 2:12 AM  
Anonymous tater said...

God provided us with creativity, and several cavities, I am sure he intended us to use the gifts he bestowed on us. I, for one, have chosen not to disappoint my creator. It took a lot of practice, but suffice it to say, I have lived up to these gifts fully, and repeatedly. God bless America.

August 22, 2007 8:13 AM  
Blogger Dennis said...

Lesbians will never have a man protect them from the dragons of the world?

Me thinks the Asshat needs to visit a battered womens shelter.

August 22, 2007 11:43 AM  
Blogger David said...

Is it wrong that his descriptions are kinda hot? "Depositing the seed of life in a non-life-giving cavity." That just makes me horny.

August 22, 2007 1:15 PM  
Blogger kusala said...

Woman, don't be exposing me to these things!! ;-)

Seriously, realize it's good to "know thine enemy", but I think all this stuff does is make us physically ill and very, very misanthropic. I can think of no better way to boost the bloodpressure than reading freerepublic.

She will never know the security of a true man protecting her from the dragons of the world... ???????!!!!!

What? The? Fuck?!

August 22, 2007 1:46 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

steve ~ you're right. diane rehm. love her. and i was so shocked to see her photo ~ i envisioned a staid, dignified white-haired elderly woman . . . she's kind of a hottie in a grand and elegant way.

ms. place . . . exactly.

cowbell . . . me too, makes me puke.

tater . . . as always, you crack me up. these gifts fully, and repeatedly ~ heh.

dennis. yes. it's insane.

hahaha!! david :-)

yup, joe, known thine enemy. this fuckhead is allegedly the new jerry falwell. we'll see. yeah, that "dragons of the world" thing got me too. i don't know what century this guy's living in, but i think he has a rich and diverse fantasy life.

August 22, 2007 2:41 PM  
Blogger Doralong said...

Just when you hope the crazy will slow down just for a day or two- Yikes!!

And for the record, if there is indeed a God she wouldn't have bundled all those nerve endings in such interesting places if we weren't supposed to get creative with them..

August 23, 2007 7:37 AM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

To follow Miz Doralong's train of thought, it's interesting to note where "the Creator" decided to place a man's prostate gland, which is a BIG-TIME erogonous zone.

Yup, right up the bum. Adventurous straight men and their equally adventurous female partners have certainly discovered how much fun a "back door massage" can be, but nobody knows it for sure like a big gay power bottom.

Just sayin'.

August 23, 2007 1:51 PM  
Blogger RG said...

The level of absolute stupidity coming from these folks, never ceases to amaze me.

August 24, 2007 11:42 AM  
Blogger Dusty said...

I love your response at the end of the post. Spot on!

August 26, 2007 1:14 PM  
Blogger eric3000 said...

You're right, Lynette: as with most things in life, it all comes down to blowjobs! LOL!

August 27, 2007 9:01 PM  

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