Monday, June 11, 2007

200 suspects

Larry Flynt reports he's received over 200 tips in response to his offer of a million bucks to "anyone who could provide proof of an illicit sexual encounter with a high-ranking government official."

I'm no fan of Larry Flynt for all sorts of reasons, but I am always happy to see hypocrisy regarding sexual matters exposed. It's especially satisfying when it's a government official who's condoning abstinence and marriage while getting regular blowjobs on the side.

Let's start with this guy. Look closely (closely) and shudder:

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Anonymous Crixi Van Cheek said...

Back in the day, in the far west wilds of Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, there lived a leather bar called the Spike. Where on weekends, it would attract the Slaves and Masters and all sorts of leather daddies and the curious queers like myself, so long as we had the decency to adhere to a respectful dress code that would not insult the leather sensibilities with the likes of chino's or sneakers. On more than one of these excursions to the seedier side of fagdom, I spied a leatherista with a bulge in his chaps very similar to what Darth Cheney is sporting in your picture. I just had to inquire of one of the more fluent submissivistas what the hell that eggplant in the chaps was and was told it was a piss pouch. Apparently piss and catheters are a turn on for some. Who knew? I'm guessing the Vee Pee may just have some sort of pee problem.

June 11, 2007 1:40 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

crixi, there was much discussion of that when the photo first circulated a few years ago. after reading all of the discussion then, doing a little research on various urinary pouches, i remain pretty convinced he's just got a whoppin' big dick. maybe not and i'd certainly be happy if not, because a whopper's wasted on a guy like him, imo.

June 11, 2007 1:48 PM  
Anonymous Tater said...

Well, he is one of the biggest dicks in modern history.

June 11, 2007 2:01 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

indeed. quite fitting. i just hate for him to have the fun of a big one.

June 11, 2007 2:04 PM  
Anonymous tater said...

You took down the gay bomb story?

June 11, 2007 2:12 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

do you want the gay bomb story? ;-) yeah, i did. i'm just sitting here digging out weird things from the news instead of working. i figured i could save that one for tomorrow and thus avoid a foray into the internets for something new.

gay bomb, just for you sweetie.

June 11, 2007 2:21 PM  
Blogger mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

I have a question. Who did he have the hard on for? Was he talking to a guy? What was the topic? Haliburton? I hate to think what makes this man hard . Or was that a sock stuck down there, imitating a weapon of mass destruction.

June 11, 2007 3:20 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

laura :-) the topic was surely how he was going to try to fuck up the lives of millions of people for the benefit of an elite few . . . "a weapon of mass destruction" heh.

June 11, 2007 3:33 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

Well, apparently they don't call him Big Dick for nothing...

I agree with Lynette -- what a friggin' waste. Damn. That's just not right.

June 11, 2007 3:44 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

I'm with Crixi on this one. It has to be something other. I can't believe Dick has a big one. Otherwise, why would he spend so much time trying to prove he has one at all?

June 11, 2007 5:26 PM  
Anonymous lynette said...

but tony, it has a rigidity and shape that seems way more typical of a horse cock than a bag of pee. plus, there's no indication of elastic bands around that leg and it seems if he was supporting a bag that full, there'd be some indentations there, even if only slight. horse cock. and he does not deserve it.

June 11, 2007 5:30 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

I'm going to regress to child-like responses:


June 12, 2007 3:13 PM  
Anonymous ewe said...

well i say.... i somehow am more intrigued with him than ever before. And i am so ashamed of that. aahhh.

June 14, 2007 4:50 PM  

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