Wednesday, July 11, 2007

undone by gay sweaters

Poor John McCain. As his campaign swirls about the toilet for the last time before swooshing down the pipes forevermore, he blames the deterioration of his popularity on the fact of his aides making him wear "gay sweaters." Amazing, just . . . amazing.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Doralong said...

Right.....

Being bat.shit.crazy had nothing to do with it naturally!

July 11, 2007 1:43 PM  
Anonymous Joe / Kusala said...

I may be deluded, but to be honest, if we HAVE to have a Republicass as president (and I'm praying we don't), I would pick McCain as the one I'd prefer. I don't even want to think about the alternatives in that party....

July 11, 2007 2:47 PM  
Anonymous Tater said...

It's not the sweater, its the hug that was captured by a thousand cameras of McCain hugging Dubya with a lustful expression on his face buried in George's arm pit. You hug a dog, you wake up with fleas (not to disparage dogs, I love mine, and I think her foreign policy would probably work better than the current administration's) Plus the fact that he's "coo coo for coco puffs"! He's just batshit crazy.

July 11, 2007 3:42 PM  
Blogger Willym said...

is this a variation on the old:

My mother made me a homosexual... give her the wool and she'll make you one to!

July 11, 2007 3:45 PM  
Blogger Andrea K said...

I think Bravo needs to do a series called "Queer Eye for the Straight Candidate" and do makeovers for all the presidential candidates. Watch Carson jazz up Fred Thompson's wardrobe... Jai can teach Barack Obama to salsa dance...Kyan can do something scintillating with Mitt Romney's hair... and Ted can teach Rudy Giuliani to make a titillating amuse bouche for his next campaign fundraiser.

July 11, 2007 3:50 PM  
Blogger evilganome said...

I'm sorry, but those sweaters are so not-gay. Ward Cleever, yeah, but gay, no.

July 11, 2007 3:55 PM  
Anonymous tater said...

Oh Look! There's a new face of evil, and it dons a chappeau! Nice new pic mr. EG! You are so right, so not gay...

July 11, 2007 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Joe / Kusala said...

Stop the presses! Lynette, Lynette! Where are you! Need to post this breaking news ASAP.

Another republican caught with his pants down (or at least about to drop to his knees)... State Rep in Florida busted for solicitation. I hate to rejoice in anyone being busted for anything as fundamental as sex, but if the GOP kneepads fit....
http://www.wftv.com/news/13665369/detail.html

July 11, 2007 7:04 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

He wishes he looked gay. And no, John, all that flip-flopping you're doing doesn't make you any gayer. When WE say "flip-flopping," we mean something TOTALLY different.

July 11, 2007 8:27 PM  
Blogger Accidental Magnolia said...

McCain is a fine man. Of course he wouldn't want to be part of this vile homosexual agenda!

VILE!

July 11, 2007 10:13 PM  
Blogger Elmo said...

McRib obviously has PTSD. But those sweaters where gay...

July 11, 2007 11:22 PM  
Anonymous GRRSteve said...

Pleh. Crazy, with or without sweaters.

Too bad their sleeves aren't long enough to tie together behind his back.

July 12, 2007 6:51 AM  
Blogger eric3000 said...

OMG, that's hilarious!

Uh, does this sweater make me look like Mary Cheney?

July 12, 2007 6:56 PM  

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