Wednesday, July 01, 2009

well fuck mark sanford

Okay. I was wrong. Forget this asshat, he's just like the rest of them. Nothing special in his love affair with the Argentinian woman, just another cheating man ~ a serial cheater at that ~ caught with his hand in the cookie jar. So to speak.

I was willing to allow that he'd had a post-Clinton conversion, motivated by finding his soulmate in the romantic Argentina. I imagined him having second thoughts about his judgmental proclamations, having met up with this woman eight years ago, beginning his slo-mo affair of the heart. But now he's confessed to involvement with at least three other women, assuring us, of course, that none of those relationships involved sex. Of course not.

Despite my naivete, my hopefulness, my wish that folks were better than they are, I do know hypocrites like this one. I mostly want to give people the benefit of the doubt, especially when it comes to love. But this guy, good lord. What a tool. I expect in his version, no sex means assfucking, cocksucking, and handjobs, just none of that other thing. You know, the real sex thing.

I was wrong. I admit it. He's an asshole. Same as it ever was. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. If nothing changes, nothing changes. Nothing like a Rethug spouting the Bible while some woman's blowing him (or man, they're all about equal opportunity when it comes to cocksucking). I was wrong, so wrong. Fuck Mark Sanford.

***And Oh. My. God. If my husband stood up before the country, said Miss Argentina was his soulmate, then said he was going to "try to fall in love with his wife again?" Are you fucking kidding me? I would be so gone. Just try to find a wife to fall in love with. She's a Yankee, but she's living in the south, so she could be armed.. She ought to shoot his sorry ass.

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Anonymous John said...

Don't sugar coat it now. Tell us what you really think.

July 01, 2009 6:28 PM  
Blogger Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

hope she takes him to the cleaners and gets some therapy while she's at it...

July 01, 2009 9:18 PM  
Blogger David said...

I don't think you were wrong Lynette. I think you were generous, hoping, just as you said, that he was better than he is.

I'm hoping that Mrs. Sanford packs up the silverware and her self-respect and moves on with her life, and that their boys now have a clear idea of the kind of man they should not grow up to be.

July 02, 2009 12:26 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

It just gets worse, doesn't it!? He's a jerk, and I agree with David, that the kids deserve a better role model...maybe after watching what their Mom is going through, they will be more respectful of women.......

July 02, 2009 12:58 AM  
Blogger ewe said...

you go girl. and remove him from office too. I was wondering if your husband is aware you would castrate him for this type of behavior?

July 02, 2009 3:05 AM  
Anonymous lynette said...

John. Okay! I will :-)

Teri ~ I believe Ms. Sanford will be just fine. She strikes me as a pretty tough cookie.

David ~ hope so. I think too many times the kids of cheating parents turn out to be cheaters too :(

Lord, Chris. Worse and worse. Can't he just STFU?

Ewe ~ He feels the same way. We both started out feeling sorry for this clown, thinking it was just love and he couldn't help it. But Mike's actually more strict about fidelity than I am, so yeah, I expect he knows castration would be in order, but me too. Yikes! ;-)

July 02, 2009 9:05 AM  
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July 02, 2009 9:49 AM  
Blogger Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

The "try to fall in love with his wife again" line is possibly better than "wide stance". Perhaps he can join a 12-step group with Ted Haggard, Elliott Spitzer and other fallen politicians and evangelicals in the same situation.

July 03, 2009 2:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

OMG...that's a good one!

July 06, 2009 8:00 PM  
Blogger Dusty said...

Sanford is a douchenozzle..of the highest order.

July 12, 2009 1:12 PM  
Anonymous Mark H said...

The C-Street Religio-mafia in Washington DC IS the real story here...where ALL these effin politicians are hiding out to cover up their SINS...all Christian, all lying for each other, being secret....I'm so totally disgusted by it, but afraid. THESE people have the Messiah complex so that when "sin" happens, WE MUST be punished, unless it's THEM that commits this...then "THEY" are in a special class...and they keep telling each other that at C-Street. Sanford is only ONE of many.

July 17, 2009 6:17 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Scary, huh? We knew they were out there, but gives me a bad way.....

July 22, 2009 5:49 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

Amen, sister. When I heard his "soulmate" announcement, and that "try to fall in love with the ol' ball and chain" business, I was thnking, WHAT? Oh hell no, fuck you and the whore you rode in on, HONEY. Fuck THAT.

I hope she takes up with a hot lover, and then takes hubby for everything. Except his underwear, which she should secretly infest with poison oak, ivy, and sumac.

July 31, 2009 3:23 AM  
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